Extract from testi

I was browsing thru my friend's page when i came across this testi..below is an extract from the original testi, but before that here are some hokkien vocab, to those of you who doesn't know this dialect.
"Lema"="your mother" in an impolite manner usually used by "tu kau's"
"tu kau" direct translation= "pig dog"

"what about jason teo? haha, the first
impression i get from him is that he is
very close to my mum.. you know y?
because he always greets my mother
when he sees me... saying .. lema
lema.. hahaha... "