Converted?!

The very moment I signed in to my Yahoo Messenger 2 days ago, one of the juniors added me to his contact list and he claimed to be "Ippan". Below is part of the conversation:

Ippannapi: hi janet

janet_lhmay: hi..you are...?

Ippannapi: ippan..junior ko (Ippan, your junior, in the Malay language)

Stu Cam Ne Home Mos Spot Yud RRRGghHfk (fast forward)

Then......

Ippannapi: eh, aku dengar ko dah convert? betul ker?
( I heard that you have converted, is that true?)

janet_lhmay: huh? convert? convert wat???!?

Ippannapi: convert ke agama islam (converted to Islam)

( janet_lhmay laughed hysterically till she fell off the chair)

Shortly after that, I went to the study room and sat next to Che Din, who was burying his nose deep into his physiology books. Out of the blue, he started a conversation which was exactly the same as my online chat with Ippannapi! OMG! For crying out loud, I would like to make myself clear here that I have NEVER converted to Islam okay? And I never will! Helloooo?!?! What were you people thinking of and how on earth could someone actually come up with that?? *I was closed to losing consciousness*